i eat kitty shirt

$30.00

Some habits are legendary. The I Eat Kitty Better Shirt is pure unapologetic confidence, cheeky, offensive humor, and late-night energy all in one.

Bold text, soft fabric, and a fit made for showing off attitude, this shirt is perfect for nights out, parties, or just letting everyone know you play hard and live louder. It’s raunchy, it’s funny, and it’s all Stripper Whisperer approved. 

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Guaranteed delivery before Dec 24:
  • December 11 - US/EU Standard shipping
  • December 16 - US/EU Rush shipping


  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz/yd² (149.2 g/m²)
  • Slim fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.